Fiorello e l'esilarante decalogo per Elly Schlein. Il settimo dice: "Non rubare gli zainetti"

Fiorello inarrestabile. Lasciato a Vespa l'arduo compito di occuparsi del governo, lui pensa a dare qualche dritta al Partito Democratico e alla nuova segretaria

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A poche ore dal passaggio di consegne per la segreteria del Partito Democratico, Fiorello a VivaRai2! ne immagina con ironia il nuovo manifesto. “Scusate se parliamo del Partito Democartico”, scherza Fiorello, “Tanto a parlare del Governo ci pensa Vespa con i suoi 5 minuti!”, premette ridendo. Poi enuncia "i dieci comandamenti" di Elly Schlein.

IL DECALOGO

Non avrai altra segretaria al di fuori di me;
Non nominare il nome di Prodi invano;
Ricordati di santificare le feste dell’unità;
Onora Renzi e Calenda;
Non uccidere la sinistra;
Non commettere atti impuri, tipo fare una scissione;
Non rubare (in particolare gli zainetti);
Non dire falsa testimonianza con frasi del tipo “ti ho sempre votata Elly!”;
Non desiderare la Giorgia Meloni d’altri;
Non desiderare i sondaggi degli altri";

Ora attendiamo le reazioni di Elly Schlein, prenderà spunto da Fiorello per ridisegnare le nuove sorti del partito?

Fiorello e l'esilarante decalogo per Elly Schlein. Il settimo dice: "Non rubare gli zainetti"

Fiorello inarrestabile. Lasciato a Vespa l'arduo compito di occuparsi del governo, lui pensa a dare qualche dritta al Partito Democratico e alla nuova segretaria

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